Historically, Fraternities and Sororities are not something that BYU gladly accepts at their school. But the minute you get some approval-seeking males involved, you’ve caught their attention.

For the first time in the school’s history, BYU is allowing a fraternity to be officially recognized as a legitimate organization. But trust us, this is not your typical degenerate fraternity.

“Beta Beta Beta” is a fraternity focused on providing a safe space for all males who worry too much about other people’s opinions.

“Honestly, we just wanted to find other chill bros who like wearing fedoras unironically,” founder Andrew McGerken told the Alternate Universe.

“It’s a rad time at Beta Beta Beta. If you think Gabe from The Office is the best character, then this is the place for you! Of course, it’s up to you. You don’t have to come if you don’t want to. But it would be cool if you stopped by I guess…”

Surprisingly, you don’t have to be hazed or complete your dues to be let into this frat. According to reports, all you need to do is walk in with confidence and sit down.

Once you are officially let into the “soyboy” club, you will learn the secrets to their mysterious ways.

They will teach you how to win any game of Smash Bros with the female characters. You will learn how to be a follower. They will teach you how to build the coolest lego sets. And best of all, they will teach you how to get the girl of your dreams…to be friends with you.

Beta Beta Beta has been wildly accepted by students and staff alike. It seems to be the perfect place for BYU students who get called “Chief” and “Buddy” a little too often.

Move out of the way business majors and summer salespeople, it’s time for the nice guys to finally finish first!