Mutual is the most popular dating app in Utah county for many reasons. In addition to the focus on gospel standards and being the best place to find a ring before spring, Mutual also has coupons for dates. Treat your date to mini cheesecakes, crepes, or an escape room for the low low price of 10% off.

However, Mutual has recently implemented a new policy. If you use a Mutual coupon and do not end up marrying your date in the temple for time and all eternity, the coupon will be posthumously voided and you will be required to pay the difference. What do you think?

“They’ve got this totally backwards. Any guy I marry should have paid full price to take me out, I’m definitely a $15 ice cream wife.”

Loriannaia Martin – Feminist

“Not a problem, literally everyone uses Mutual so they must know what they’re doing. I’m sure that I’ll only match with girls who have a 90% chance of being my eternal companion.”

Bradley Wilkinson – New to online dating

“Does anyone really use those coupons for dates? I literally only have Mutual to get a good deal when me and my roommates go get sushi. I don’t think I’ll have to pay the extra back though, Brayden’s still got the wig from his Velma Halloween costume so he can just pretend to be my wife if anyone asks.”

Charlie Watson – Not opposed to lying, fake relationships, and cross dressing if it means he can stay within his budget