BREAKING – BYU Campus, Heber Grant Building

There have been reports alleging the many pay-to-ride scooters scattered about campus have mysteriously gathered on their own and are acting unpredictably. After receiving word, the paranormal activity branch of our journalism team quickly rushed to the scene.

When asked to describe what she had seen, Rachel, a chemistry major, responded excitedly “You haven’t seen it yet? It’s crazy!”

She pointed to the scooters flying through the air in front of the Grant Building, chasing after any students and faculty that came near them. “The testing center is in chaos, all exams were canceled today. I never thought I’d be so grateful for a paranormal experience in my life.”

Overall the screams, Anne, another witness who uses the scooters regularly, was nervously shouting “Hello? Does anyone have a bike I can use? I’m going to be late to class.”

As figures anywhere near the testing center ran from the two-wheeled terrors, one figure stood calmly alone. When asked why he was so calm, he responded “To be honest, I’m rooting for the ghosts. They can’t be that evil if they chose to block the testing center.”