With General Conference fast approaching, church headquarters announced earlier today that this Fall’s session will now be available via Zoom in a bold move to increase participation and attendance. The decision to switch to this platform centered mostly around the chat feature that allows participants to message each other while streaming talks and musical numbers. The church hopes that by opening the chat church members will be able to discuss the talks with each other and help their friends catch up on what they missed during their mid-morning Swig run or accidental two hour nap.

Church spokesman, Greg Peterson, is very proud of this change and said, “We are excited for the opportunities this will provide church members to participate in and talk about General Conference. We see nothing about this that could go wrong.”

Chase Smith, a young teenager from Orem Utah, is particularly excited about this change. “I’m going to send so many memes!” He excitedly told an Alternate Universe reporter.

Martha Williams, a young mother from Farmington, is also looking forward to the recent change. “I can’t wait to share with all of my millions of friends the healing powers of Essential Oils.”

Join with Martha and Chase in celebrating a General Conference like no other this coming Saturday and Sunday.