Our Top 5 Most Modest Met Gala Outfits

5) Troye Sivan

2/10. Left all the male staff on our team on their knees in repentance after they thought they saw cleavage.

 

4) Naomi Osaka

4/10. Honor Code office was unable to protest this outfit as they were investigating the theft of all the BYU Bookstore’s hair gel.

 

3) Rihanna and A$AP Rocky

7/10. This modest fashion breakthrough was dubbed “late night dorm fire alarm evacuation” by their designer.

 

2) Kim Kardashian

8/10. No open skin, and all traces of humanity only faintly visible. The perfect modest outfit.

 

1) Lil Nas X

10/10. Above and beyond modesty. Actually has enough square footage to be considered a building under New York law.