Time. Space. Reality. It’s more than a linear path. It’s a prism of endless possibility. Where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. We are the Alternate Universe. We are your guide through these vast new realities. Read on, and ponder the question, “What If?”

What if early Church leaders were transported to modern times and did summer sales? How and what would they sell?

Joseph Smith would convince everyone to buy without them even knowing what the product is. He’s so quick. Sometimes even he doesn’t know what he’s selling. Everyone is just amazed and confused.

Martin Harris would always lose his paperwork. Because of his history, Vivint refused to hire him. He grows weird facial hair the second he leaves BYU for the summer. He never denies the fact that he was one of the first salesmen ever.

Hyrum would use his tall and handsome figure to sell. He smiles after everytime the door slammed in his face. No one understands his optimism in the Louisiana humidity.

Brigham Young would sell pest control. He would point out all the bug problems with your house without you even asking. Even if you tell him to stop, he just keeps going until you say yes to something. He constantly says he’s the greatest salesman of all time.

Parley P. Pratt would be the guy who is out selling from sunrise to sundown. He convinces all his friends to sell. It doesn’t even matter what he’s selling. He does it year-round without ever going home.

Thomas B. Marsh would take an advance on his earnings, not make enough, and then owe the company money. He never takes the blame and storms off.

Sidney Rigdon would definitely be the guy who recruits you to do summer sales, but then gets mad when you make more than he does. He used to sell solar, but recently switched to home security.

Lastly, it’s a little known fact that the Mormon Battalion was actually just going to San Diego to sell solar.