After winning against their long-time rival, the University of Utah, BYU Football accredits their victory to BYU’s own chocolate milk from the creamery. When asked how they achieved this victory, head coach Kalani Sitake revealed their secret:

“BYU Creamery’s chocolate milk is what really pushed us to victory. I have my players drink it every day after practice, and the protein and energy from it has really made our team the unbeatable force that it is today.”

BYU’s starting quarterback Jaren Hall had a different take. “The true key to our success was teamwork and lots of practice. I’ve never drunk BYU chocolate milk in my life. I don’t know what Coach Sitake was talking about.”

On a completely unrelated note, BYU Creamery is launching a new line of chocolate milk that will premiere Homecoming week and will be sold exclusively at BYU sporting events. Flavors include Cougar Tail and Ute Tears.