No one ever WANTS to be honor-coded, but if we’re being honest, some things are just worth it. Here are our top five.

#1 Have a Person of the Opposite Sex Help You Move In

Having a mother, significant other, or boy cousin help bring your belongings into your new room helps save you time and effort. Even if one of your new roommates report you for bringing someone over the chastity line, it’s completely worth it.

#2 Not Shaving Your Beard

Lots of people have weird-looking faces, and you’re probably one of them. You’ve probably also spent a lot of quarantine finally growing it out past most of the awkward stages, and who wants to waste all of that? On the plus side, with the BYU mask mandate and sympathetic professors, you might not even get reported for this one!

#3 Swearing When You Stub Your Toe

It genuinely makes it hurt less. Also, what are you going to say instead? “Owiee”? Like some kind of cartoon toddler?

#4 Working Out in an “Inappropriate Outfit”

Although BYU stipulates that campus exercise facilities only be used when wearing clothing that meets the dress and grooming standards, that’s no fun! Don’t get bogged down with uncomfortable gear, the BYU athletic teams certainly aren’t. Besides, are you really spending all that time working out just to not show off at all?

#5 Having Sex