Ex-Mormon Gets Unvaccinated Following Announcement from First Presidency

Following a church announcement urging members to wear masks and get vaccinated, vocal ex-Mormon Allie Jones got “unvaccinated” to ensure she was not following the directions of the prophet. 

Jones reportedly “didn’t want to end up on the wrong side of things” so she booked an appointment immediately to have her vaccination undone.

“When the prophet speaks, the debate is over.” said Allie, “and by that, I mean that I am going to do the exact opposite of whatever he said.”

Universally, people are opposed to Allie’s choice, from her friends who are staunchly pro-vaccination, to the doctors who said it “couldn’t be done.”

“I am upset about her choice for a number of reasons,” said Helaman Kimball, a practicing member who is vaccinated. 

Jones has also decided to give up masking. She reportedly threw out all of the masks she had been wearing throughout the pandemic. 

“I did buy one new one to wear when I have to,” she said. “It says ‘tyranny’ on it.” She added, “for some reason, there was a huge selection of masks for sale that said ‘tyranny’ on them.”