Maxom Jass, aged 27 months, was licking Cheerios off the floor when we approached him.  “Goo goo ga ga,” he said when he saw us.  His cherubim cheeks glistened with curiosity as we brought over our camcorder.  “I wanna pway with that device,” he said.  We had to explain to him that no, it was not a toy, but that we were there to interview him. By his playful coos, we could tell that he liked the sound of that. 

When we asked if he liked Cheerios, Maxom conceded that he did.  When we asked him if he was concerned because of the germs, he said, “uwu I need the antibodies.”  When asked about himself, Maxom revealed that his favorite Primary song is Popcorn Popping, and that he likes racecars. 

“What is your dream school?” we asked.

“BYU,” he responded.  

“Why?”

“Cougs for life!”

Favorite Superhero?  Captain Moroni.  Favorite scripture story?  Youths getting eaten by she-bears for making fun of a baldie.  Favorite snack?  “uwu it’s you!”

“Thank you, Maxom!”

“Just kidding, it’s Cheerios.”

Needless to say, our time spent with the illustrious Maxom Jass was time well spent.  We could not think of a better candidate to interview.  Good luck with everything in life, Maxom.  We love you.