In preparation for the fall semester, this week incoming freshmen were able to register for classes at Brigham Young University. Most students had the usual complaints of full classes and an incredibly disappointing lack of a class devoted to the study of the most prestigious news outlet on campus, the Alternate Universe. 

One student, however, had a different problem. “I don’t know how it happened,” cried freshman Blake Robertson, who reports say accidentally registered for all his classes at the BYU Jerusalem Center.

“I never saw it coming. I really should have picked up on it when REL A 311 said it had a lot of field experiences in the biblical world… I guess I just thought it meant we’d feel the spirit so strongly we’d feel like we were there.” Robertson stated.

“I don’t know what I’m going to do. I barely have enough money to move out of my parents house this fall, much less across the world.” Robertson has set up a Venmo account to help fund his approaching move. The Alternate Universe has graciously volunteered to manage this account for Robertson in his time of need. We ask anyone willing to donate to please Venmo @AltUniverseBYU. Alternatively, someone could inform Robertson that in fact, it is not too late to change classes.