Provo Voices: General Conference Will No Longer Include a Saturday Evening Session

The CDC recently confirmed that wearing two masks better prevents the spread of COVID-19. What do you think?

 

“This is terrible! How am I supposed to prove that I am more righteous than everyone else if not by attending more meetings? This was literally all I had.”

Payighten Rigby – Natural Blonde

“I keep seeing women complain about how there are now fewer female speakers. Um, hello?? There are now fewer male speakers too. Men and women both have struggles. Struggles that are at the exact same level.”

Xander Thatcher – Self-Proclaimed Egalitarian

““I think it’s good to have meetings where there are men and women present. You need that crazy sexual tension to keep things interesting.””

Jarom Shumway – Cool Tie Collector