Do you enjoy eating Salad in the shower? If for some weird reason you do, this is the product for you.
BYU Chemical Engineering students have developed a new “20-1 Shampoo” that will revolutionize the hair and food industry in the coming future. This new soap will be the first of its kind and will be useful for outside the shower as well.
Some of the unique components of this product include the following:
- Hair-Regrowth Formula
- Blue-Cheese Ranch Dressing
- Laundry Detergent
- Mouthwash
- Fingernail Polish Remover
- Sun Tan Oil
- Window Cleaner
The efficiency-focused students who created the products have put in a lot of work to this to the masses. “Brother Clean”, the company started by these innovators, has more products in the workshop that will be announced in the future.
Surprisingly, they have somehow obtained the legal right to use a photoshopped picture of President Dallin H. Oaks as a doppelganger of the cultural icon, “Mr. Clean”, for their branding.
“Brother Clean” was initially questioned by many about the toxicity of its product but after their company was bought by the international superpower, DoTERRA, doubts were put to rest and sales tripled.
We also reached out to anonymous BYU Students to get their reactions to this product.
“I’m buying this stuff by the gallon! My hair is starting to grow back and my salads are tasting a lot better!
“I feel like a new man. Maybe my girlfriend would even take me back! Please Jessica if you’re reading this, I’m so sorry. Please, babe, my hairline is coming back why aren’t you?”