Sharon McCall recently announced on Facebook that she does not intend to get vaccinated, nor does she plan on vaccinating her kids.

This came as a surprise to those close to McCall because she consumes an astounding amount of pharmaceuticals to get through her life.

Doctor Hugh Lorry, McCall’s general practitioner for the last 15 years, said, “I just mentioned to her that vaccines were an option and she went off about how we can’t trust big pharma.”

He continued, “I didn’t have the heart to tell her who makes the oxycodone I’ve been prescribing her.”

Neighbor Deborah Reese said, “She doesn’t want her kid ‘pumped full of chemicals?’ Are we talking about the same kid she put on Ritalin when he was five?”

McCall’s rival PTA members have been quick to call her stance “hypocritical,” “anti-science,” and “just plain bad.”

One such member, who preferred not to be named, said, “I mean yeah, I also have a pill habit, but at least I’m vaccinated.”