Despite the recent decline in value of many cryptocurrencies throughout the world, BYU’s cryptocurrency, KevinKoin, has seen record highs of $0.000000000000001 over the past week. This is largely attributed to the announcement of a complete in-person class schedule this coming fall. This announcement was not only great news for BYU students – but for investors as well.

“It’s like investing in Apple in the ’90s or Amazon in the 2000s,” BYU student and “entrepreneur” Creighton Nelson told The Alternate Universe. “As an experienced investor, I know KevinKoin will be a massive hit. I can finally get all of my money back from trying to flip DoTERRA’s unessential oils.”

Originally created by BYU’s Commander and Chief Kevin J. Worthen, this coin has seen remarkable and unexpected success that no one saw coming.

“My grandson helped me create KevinKoin as a Family Home Evening activity a few months ago,” Worthen told The Alternate Universe. “I never knew that it could be so successful! Now I can start receiving my salary through KevinKoin instead of Cougar Cash for once.”

This monumental spike has forced BYU to legitimize the use of KevinKoin on campus. As of today, KevinKoin is now accepted at the BYU Book Store, cafeteria, vending machines, and even at the tuition office. 

Go forth and invest Cougars!