Starting in August, students will be able to take classes that will help them prepare for biblical events, the millennium, and even the eternities. 

One class that is expected to fill up quickly is SFL 483: Finding Your Eternal Companion in the Eternities. 

“This class is perfect for people who struggle to date here in mortality,” claims Professor Ken Talmage, who will be teaching the class in the fall. “Now there’s hope for all the guys who didn’t lock someone down before they started balding!”

In PWS 412, Planetary Design, students will be able to use cutting-edge software to practice creating their own planets. This class is only open to students who have a letter of recommendation from their bishops saying that they are likely to get into the Celestial Kingdom. 

There is some concern over what it means that these classes are now being offered, but the majority of students seem unbothered. Quinm Allred is one of these students. 

“When I see the skies part and the Lord steps out, I’ll pay attention. Until then, do you think ‘Millenium Laws and Ethics’ is an easier class than Foundations and the Restoration? Because I really don’t want to tank my GPA on a religion class.”