The Rumors are true: the Quorum of the Twelve and the First Presidency are dressing down for Saturday’s sessions of General Conference. “Casual Saturday”, something that hasn’t happened in 95 years, will allow for a more relaxed dress code than the regular suit and tie apparel. 

Stories have been circulating about what inspired the change in attire. Apparently, in the Brethren’s heated game of Sunday night scripture chase, Elder Gong bet President Nelson that if he finally beat him, he would have to allow Casual Saturday this upcoming conference. Sure that his fifteen-year winning streak wasn’t going anywhere, President Nelson agreed- a decision he would soon regret. 

After Elder Gong’s miraculous win, the Quorum was ecstatic. Reports say that Elder Cook is excited to sport his favorite snapback, Elder Bednar can’t wait to wear his Utah Jazz sweatpants, and Elder Rasband is digging out his old Pink Floyd T-shirt from his groupie days. Elder Eyring says this will be the first time in his life he has ever worn jeans.

“It’s not the Sabbath, so it’s fine. I’m so excited, I haven’t watched conference in my PJs for 47 years!” said Elder Ballard in an exclusive interview.

In order to prepare for Casual Saturday, President Nelson was seen at the Salt Lake City TJ-Maxx buying clothes. Apparently, his current wardrobe consists of 43 of the same white shirt and enough ties to stretch from Nauvoo to Salt Lake when tied end to end.