On the heels of this week’s snowfall, God has officially announced that spring will be cancelled in the state of Utah for the year 2022. “We won’t see consistent warm temperatures until we hit summer in late May.” said a source close to the Creator of the Universe “We’re thinking things will be in the mid to low 40’s until we crank it straight into the high 90’s in about two months.”

Odd weather patterns are not uncommon in Utah. Many will remember the long summer of 2013 when temperatures remained in the low 80’s until December 19th. What is less understood is why God has chosen to prolong winter in the state for the next two months. Some that it is a mercy being shown to BYU students from colder areas of earth who are unaccustomed to the hot, arid desert climate. The best we can tell is that we need to be prepared for more snowfall and people from California complaining about the snowfall.