In a humbling display of generosity, the founders of Young and Dumb LLC selflessly gave $10,000 of their own hard-earned money to the City of Provo to help in the local government’s fight against COVID-19.
This company, which has been a credit to the greater Provo area for half of a quarter of a decade, has truly outdone itself this time.
“We would truly be lost without Young/Dumb” said Mayor Kaufusi, after receiving the donation.
Many citizens who attend events sponsored by this godsend of an organization, had similarly positive things to say.
“Not only do their parties let me get my grind on while completely sober, they’re also civically-minded!” said Stetson Gardner, frequent attendee.
The company has released a statement that in their ever-important quest to improve Provo, and the world, they are working on a form of the vaccine that can be drunk.
In a recent Instagram post, the bright minds behind the company said, “We’re looking forward to adding the COVID vaccine to our drink selection of mocktails, energy drinks, and warm chocolate milk.”
Early reports say that Young/Dumb will be receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
half a quarter of a decade hahaha