Confidence. Field Vision. Athleticism. Awareness. Arm Strength. These are all characteristics that have made BYU’s Zach Wilson an intriguing potential starting quarterback in this year’s upcoming NFL draft. Another quality that can now be added to the list? Facial Hair
The Alternate Universe has received reports that Wilson has been seen sporting a “surprisingly impressive” mustache since the end of their season. “It scared me at first, if I’m being honest,” BYU student Amaron Smith said after spotting him eating lunch in the WILK. “He looks like a young Ron Swanson.”
Some have speculated that Wilson’s dramatic change was in response to his infamous “baby face” that had been hurting his draft stock all year. As an anonymous NFL scout previously remarked, “I didn’t know that 12-year-olds were allowed to play college football.”
This leap into manhood has resulted in many NFL Scouts and Draft Experts dramatically moving Wilson up their draft boards. Wilson is projected to go as early as first overall according to some experts. Obviously, this is largely due to his new BYU Honor Code approved whiskers. We reached out to the same critical anonymous scout for additional comments after this breaking news. “I am blown away by his transformation. I’ll be the first to admit that I was wrong. With his new ‘stache, NFL defenses should be very scared of this kid. He will take the league by storm, and your girlfriend while he’s at it.’