After UVU student Kevin McParody had the apartment to himself, he did what any young adult would do.

McParody watched R Rated movies in the living room, where he was free of judgement from his roommates, and ate all the ice cream in the house, even that which he did not purchase.

As the week went by, McParody caught wind of rumors of a pair of BYU students who were inspecting residences on behalf of the Honor Code.

“It was my house. I had to defend it. Plus, have you read the Honor Code? Woof.” said McParody.

McParody has since set up rows of glass ornaments, swinging paint cans, heated up door knobs and a fake Christmas party in order to fend off potential judgement.