Student Disappointed He Can’t See Grandma for Holidays, Mails Her Anthrax to Make Up for It

BYU student Kyle Denver was disappointed to hear that his grandparents were going to play it safe this holiday season. Grandma and Grandpa Denver notified the Kyle and his family that they wouldn’t be coming into town for Thanksgiving to avoid catching COVID-19. They said they’d be calling over Zoom and Facetime to check in with the family.

This was unacceptable to Kyle who decided that he would do whatever he could to make it seem like the family actually had gotten together for the weekend. According to reports, Kyle mailed his grandparents a envelope filled with Anthrax to ensure that they got sick just like they would have if everyone came over. ” I don’t see why it’s such a big deal, COVID is only bad for old people so we shouldn’t have to change our lives.” said Kyle.