Salt Lake City Police Confused About Influx Of Cougar Sightings

The Salt Lake City Police Department reported a major influx of calls in relation to cougar sightings on November 11th. The Park City police also reported similar numbers.
“All of the calls wanted us to check the hottest bars, parties, and botox clinics. Our officers really aren’t sure what to do when we get there,” said Animal Control Officer Chuck Haws.
After thorough investigation, it seems as though most of these calls pertained to the premiere of Bravo TV’s “The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City”.
The Salt Lake Police Department has yet to comment on how they will deal with the cougar sightings.