After buying the Utah Jazz for $1.6 billion earlier this week, Qualtrics co-founder Ryan Smith finally showed up to his first practice as owner. The billionaire tech CEO reportedly stepped on the court with an entirely new set of drills in hand.

“You want this team to have any chance of a successful IPO, you sit down and listen to me!” shouted a frazzle-haired Smith as the Jazz starting line-up made their way back to the bench, “Now get out your laptops and select to what extent you agree with the following statements. Your options are ‘not at all’, ‘somewhat’, ‘a lot’, or ‘completely’.”

As the players thoughtfully made their way through the comprehensive survey, Smith paced back and forth behind them, downing redbulls.

“What, is this just a game to you Rudy!? That’s not even a sensitive survey question and you’re just going to select ‘prefer not to answer’?!” Smith complained, visibly disgusted at the quality of data Rudy’s response would produce, “You’re on the phones now, go answer customers’ complaints. Come on, go, let’s move!”

At press time, the players had yet to touch a basketball and Donovan was spotted massaging his over-worked hands. Financial analysts, however, are allegedly “very excited” for the future of the team.