After recent footage of the never-ending Lehi freeway construction was published, head contractor Larry Green spoke out about the decisions being made in the freeway construction.

“With all the confusion in the world,” said Green, “we’re just trying to keep people on the ‘straight and narrow,’ you know?”

Green cited the scriptures as his inspiration for his vision of the Lehi freeway, particularly the “Tree of Life” chapters found in the Book of Mormon. Many Utah families appreciated Green’s dedication to living the gospel.

“When we heard about the Lehi freeway being a literal ‘straight and narrow path,’” said Jeff Note, a former bishop, “my wife and I just knew that we had to show the family for our FHE lesson. Sure, we almost got into a few accidents and got dangerously close to a semi truck, but let me tell you– I’ve never felt closer to God. I thought I saw heaven while almost getting in a car crash at one point.”

Some people have protested against the construction of the “dangerous” Lehi freeway, but all opposition has been met with the First Amendment rights, as the Lehi freeway construction is really about living as righteously as possible, as taught in the gospel.