After decades of sweeping throw-away award categories like “Most Sober” and “Best Value for Best Price”, Brigham Young University has finally received the honor of “#1 Party School” by the Princeton Review.

This major upset is most likely due to COVID-19 and the resultant shift to online coursework, though experts would like to remind you that correlation is not causation.

Other notorious party schools like Syracuse University and University of Arizona have generally listened to CDC health guidelines and refrained from hosting parties, though again, there are exceptions to every case.

Students at BYU have done the opposite, and insisted upon throwing absolute ragers every night, reinforcing the idea that they don’t need alcohol or safety to have fun.

BYU hopes to retain this prestigious award for years to come.