New CDC Data Reveals Only 6% Of Egyptians Actually Died From Moses’ 10 Plagues

After reviewing some data in their spare time, officials at the Center for Disease Control have revealed some interesting results.
According to the data and announcement, it seems as though most Egyptians had other preexisting conditions when afflicted by Moses’ 10 plagues.
Most Egyptian citizens suffered from things like dysentery, tuberculosis and cholera in addition to locusts, boils, and the Angel of Death.
CDC officials have been clear about the fact that pre-existing conditions do not insinuate that any one of the 10 plagues were not the cause of death.
However, specialists with backgrounds that include “having an Instagram account” disagree with the interpretation provided by the CDC, media literacy, and the Bible, and have courageously spread their knowledge of the truth to their friends and families.
Society is clearly indebted to these specialists for their hardworking and perseverance.