BYU announces campus shutdown to begin this weekend

The number of COVID-19 cases have been rising despite the promises students made to be safe, smart, and to follow the regulations that had been set. Because of the recent outbreaks, BYU has just announced their decision to switch fully to remote learning.

“It’s really sad that we have to do this,” said Karen Winters, BYU coronavirus specialist. “We were hopeful that we would be able to have in-person learning and keep the campus safe, but unfortunately, we forgot how important parties are. We accept full responsibility for the lack of maturity and understanding of our students.”

BYU has outlined how the shift to remote learning will proceed, explaining the procedures of virtual libraries, Internet discounts, and how to book your own Cosmo for school spirit.

“I was completely shocked,” said Melara Grace, a freshman at Helaman Halls. “I went to a party this weekend, but we had at least a foot between us! We even kept our mouths closed, so we wouldn’t have to wear masks. I wish everyone would be responsible as I have been.”

Online learning services are currently being updated in order to prepare for the unfortunate campus shutdown. Until then, BYU has suggested holding events commemorating the end of in-person learning, since that is obviously the safest thing to do amidst the worldwide pandemic.