
“I look forward to telling everyone my opinion on masks even if they didn’t bring it up.”
Heather Doubtsworth – Facebook Pandemic Researcher

“People always say my eyes are my best feature, so I’m glad the rest of my face won’t get in the way this year.”
Chaz Lifterson – Irish Republican Army Consultant

“I’m glad BYU is taking this seriously. I look forward to all the conspiracy theorists telling me its all made up. We all know President Kevin’s got this under control though.”
Allen Smart – Family Home Evening Experience Designer