New Taylor Swift Album Allegedly Written, Photographed in LDS Sacred Grove

With the surprise release of Taylor Swift’s “Folklore”, many critics and theorists have speculated about the circumstances in which Swift wrote the songs. Most guessed that the hit record was a result of Swift’s quarantine due to COVID-19.

However, as time has gone on, new details have come to light. A source close to Taylor Swift suggests that the entire album was written in the LDS Sacred Grove. The album art was photographed there as well.

According to the source, Taylor was one day perusing through the Bible, and she came across this passage that said “If any of you lack hit songs, let him go to the Sacred Grove”. She then drove to Rochester and took a tour from the visitor center missionaries.

“After the tour, she basically stayed in the woods for 10 hours. We kept hearing her guitar coming from the woods. Then she left,” said Sister Gomez, a visiting center missionary.

When representatives for Swift were contacted about confirming these rumors, they released this statement, which reportedly comes from Taylor herself.

“Folklore is the most correct of any album on earth, and the keystone of all music, and a person would get nearer to God by abiding by its precepts than by any other album”.

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