It is no surprise that 2020 has been quite a year for the history books, but nobody expected this. Eyewitnesses on the isle of Patmos have confirmed that John the Revelator has appeared in the year 2020.
Reportedly, on the morning of June 1st, 2020, a strong beam of light shined onto the small Greek island in the Aegean Sea. Eyewitnesses report that John the Revelator walked down the beam of light wearing plain clothes, save an amplifier with a microphone, and looked as though he was going to address the people. Dozens of citizens gathered from all over the island, setting up lawn chairs and small picnics to hear the words of this heavenly messenger.
Instead of speaking, however, sources confirm that John turned the amplifier all the way up and dropped his microphone, resulting in a loud shrill sound that forced the crowd to cover their ears in pain.
When the crowd recovered, John was ascending up the beam of light back to the afterlife. It appears his intended message was delivered.