Quickly after the naming of his new baby, X Æ A-12, Elon Musk has announced that he will releasing a book of baby names at the end of this month. Moms in Utah are ecstatic at the prospect of taking the states bizarre names to the next level.
“Most of the names today were all getting a little too old fashioned for my liking. I am so excited I will have a fresh set of new names to go off of,” said A’Bri Jones, pregnant with her seventh.
This book will offer a plethora of names that will be sadly accepted in Utah, and will unfortunately lead to children being ostracized in the future upon leaving the state. John Travolta was asked to write the book’s forward and record the audio book version, where he pronounces every single name incorrectly.
“I really don’t know why they asked me to do the forward or audio recording after the Adel Dazeem incident. It’s well known that I’m terrible with names,” said John Travolta.
You can pick up your own copy on May 29th or listen to it exclusively on Audible starting May 15th.