President Nelson Hopes To Deploy Flocks of Seagulls to Defend Beehive State Against Murder Hornets

An anonymous source from Church Headquarters Salt Lake City reports that President Nelson is in talks with the leader of the California Gulls.

These meetings are in response to multiple reports about murder hornets invading the United States. The hornets are known to decapitate bees and destroy entire colonies. The source from Church Headquarters says that President Nelson is particularly concerned about what the invasive hornets could do in “The Beehive State”.

The California Gulls are a specially trained flock of seagulls that are descendants of the same flock that destroyed the locusts from the crops of early Utah settlers.

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints has had a long, complicated relationship with The California Gulls. The anonymous sources says that the meetings between President Nelson and the Gull leadership have been grueling, but things are looking up in favor of the Church. The Gulls consider murder hornets a delicacy.

As of Tuesday, multiple Gull sightings near Utah state borders have been reported.