Not one to miss out on the hottest fashion trends, BYU Bookstore has designed its very own limited-edition lineup of BYU-themed facemasks. Several “cougar-approved” designs are available immediately for order on their website for $59.99 each.
“Student safety is our number one priority, as is making profits and giving parents a few simple presents they can feel great about buying for their children’s birthdays each year.” says store manager Ken Bishops, “This is a win, win, win.”
The face masks come in BYU blue, white, and a slightly higher-priced retro gold color. They each feature one of several punny phrases, including “Y Me?”, “Stay 6 Feet A Y!”, and “Please Excuse My Cougar Breath”.
They can be purchased individually, or as part of a bundle package. Graduating seniors are being offered the special “Corona Grad” deal, which includes a face mask, surplus graduation robes, and a letter personally signed by Cosmo wishing them good luck finding a job during the impending recession.
As face mask supply is low around the global, BYU store clerks are advising the student population to jump online and order one right away before medical professionals catch wind of the sale and buy them up to use in the nation’s hospitals.
who is going to pay $59