Sherri Mcgeel is the epitome of a millennial woman living in Utah. She lives in Salt Lake City, drives a Prius, starts her morning at Starbucks, works a traditional 9-5 at her local essential oils dealer, shops at Trader Joes, and spends her free time complaining about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints on social media.

“I just can’t believe that the Mormon Church won’t address the active Danite presence in our state!” Sherri said in a Tweet. She continued, “how could anyone believe any of this nonsense? Wake up!”

That’s not all Sherri does on social media though. Sources close to the woman in question confirm that she spends much of her time writing about her daily horoscope.

“Ever since I’ve learned that I’m a Capricorn, I have so much more clarity in life! I never knew that I was a good communicator and that I should reach out more; but now that I’ve started my life has been falling into place.”

Sherri begins her morning every day with burning incense, 10 minutes of vigorous Yoga, applying her daily essential oils, and consulting her horoscope. In a statement to the press, Sherri said, “ever since I’ve started listening to the stars, and started living my life accordingly, I’ve gotten all the answers I could want.”

On September 17, 2019, Russell M Nelson, President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, gave a devotional at BYU. While widely praised within Latter-day saint circles, Sherri had this to say about that devotional:

“I don’t understand how anyone could believe in something with absolutely no evidence supporting it! If they just open their hearts to the truth of the cosmos, they can live their best lives.”

Sherri Mcgeel denied a request from The Alternate Universe to explain the science supporting Essential Oils.