For the first time in school history, BYU is jumping on the Black Friday sales craze. We’ve compiled a list of all the best deals to be had at BYU. Be sure to get in the door as early as possible to maximize your savings, as most deals will end around 3:00 AM MST on Friday!

Taco Bell: Buy one get one free JDawgs polish sausages.

Aloha Plate: Pets eat free!

BYU Bookstore: Half off Winter 2020 tuition if you’re one of the first 100 in the door. Grab any book you’ll get for class and never read, get another one free.

Jamba Juice: New All-Meat Smoothie is 20% off, oatmeal is free with purchase of 5 kilograms of spirulina.

WILK Bowling Alley: Camp out on one lane for the duration of Black Friday and get a coupon to bowl there for free for 6 months.

Student Services Desk: Free directions to anywhere on campus.

HFAC: Basement rooms are now buy one, get one half off. The corn dogs on the first floor are also free. Get them while they last!

Alternate Universe: Half off subscription to our online newspaper, a savings of over $0 per month! (To subscribe with our discount, use promo code “LizardPeopleRuleTheWorld” at checkout.)

We hope you have a wonderful and casualty-free Black Friday! Happy holidays to you and only three of your family members.

–Alternate Universe Staff