The Princeton Review announced their annual list of “Stone-Cold Sober” schools earlier this month, with BYU taking the top spot for the 22nd year in a row.

The announcement has been met with comments, interests, and general buzz from no one, except our friends at The Daily Universe.

“Oh, that list? Yeah, we just sort of stopped the research on that one,” said a Princeton Review employee, “We basically just give it to BYU every year, I mean, obviously, right?” 

When asked about the news, the entire world responded with the same phrase: “Wow. I’m really surprised,” though this reporter suspects sarcasm in the response. 

The rest of the list was probably filled with other schools, but no one has bothered to look them up.