Breaking News: Everything’s Actually Okay

After months of rumors, sources at Brigham Young University have confided in The Alternate Universe that everything is okay. Despite how things may seem, it looks like things are actually going pretty well at BYU.

With summer turning into fall, temperatures have dropped to a comfortable range for all students, whether they happen to be from Arizona or Alaska. Add that to the wonderful fall foliage and we’ve got what some are calling “a nice season” going on here.

“It feels pretty easy to get caught up in all the hubbub these days, I guess we should all just slow down and realize things aren’t half bad,” says Music Education student Emily Harris. “I mean, midterms are obviously stressful but that’s just to be expected, right?”

We’ll continue to bring you updates as this story develops.