The Desserters

Sure they came over and introduced themselves, but you’ll never actually see the desserters again after that first plate of brownies. You don’t bother them, and they don’t bother you.

The No-Show

It doesn’t matter how many times you sync the ward directory, this minister isn’t going to show up. You think it might be the guy that sits next to the EQP in sacrament meeting, but there’s no way you’re going to introduce yourself.

The Old-Fashioned

Ministering who? These ministers haven’t quite adjusted to the new program, so just sit tight as they use old Ensign home teaching/visiting teaching messages from five years ago.

The Forever Minister

Your eternal salvation is important to them. So important, in fact, that they might just marry you. That’s ok, right Bishop?

The Lone Wolf

One half. The diligent half. Perfection was so close and yet so far for this ministering duo, and let’s be honest, this is already more than you expected.