It was announced that the Alternate Universe will take home the Pultzer Prize for investigative journalism early Friday morning. The Josef Pultzer Prize is the most famous prize in all of journalism. It is the greatest honor in the whole world to win one.

The Alternate Universe was awarded the prize following their investigation into the malpractices of The Daily Universe. Their reporting began with exposing the Universe’s exploitation of student labor, and eventually led to campus riots and a full-fledged investigation from BYU.

The Pultzer Prize for Investigative Journalism will bless the staff and readers of the Alternate Universe for time and all eternity.

In other news, The Daily Universe did not win any awards today.