With summer ending soon, the time has come for everyone to realize that they have done absolutely nothing cool or exciting for the last four months. Luckily, you still have enough time to get something impressive accomplished! Here are a few ideas to get you started:

Break as many honor code rules as you possibly can. It’s about time you took advantage of your freedom before school starts again. A co-ed no-razors-allowed camping trip should do the trick!

Realize that your summer sales job was actually a pyramid scheme the whole time. You should probably have known your high school friends wouldn’t want to buy knives from you anyway. If you try this one right away, you’ll have time for all 7 stages of grief before the new semester. 

Take pictures an hour from where you live and pretend you went on an “adventure”. Have you tried the local Cracker Barrel? It really puts this town on the map.

Make plans with friends that won’t pan out. “Yeah, we should totally hang out sometime!”

Re-download mutual, then immediately remember why you deleted it in the first place. Nothing says “casual, cute summer date” like an uncomfortably marriage-ready RM.

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