Following 2 years of intense investigation into Russel M Nelson’s administration, special counsel Robert Mueller has finally released his findings on the prophet’s purported collusion with God. The report outlines evidence dating back to the President’s childhood of a suspiciously close relationship with his Maker, and concludes that Heavenly Father very much propelled the heart surgeon into his current position as leader of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

“We conducted thousands of interviews, issued hundred of subpoenas, and combed through lots of scripture, ancient and modern.” says Mueller, “Judge for yourselves, but the link between President Nelson and God is clear.”

Over the course of the investigation that many have dubbed a “prophet hunt,” President Nelson has been extremely supportive of the investigators and bold in affirming his claim of openly and honestly serving God, not man.

Despite the statements of Mueller and his team, many continue to doubt the collusion claims. Interested parties are encouraged to investigate the prophet, seer, and revelator themselves as he addresses the world at the Church’s semi-annual general conference in just under two weeks.