After the mega-hit Provo’s Most Eligible, also known as The Bachelor of Provo, producers have green-lit several Provo themed series including but not limited to “Provo Survivor,” “Provo Duck Dynasty,” and “Provo Hoarders.”

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“Yeah, we have no problem stealing intellectual property or propagating harmful ideals such as those presented in the real version of The Bachelor, as long as we’re celebrating the unique culture that can only be found in Provo, Utah! And of course, making money!” said the student producers, who wished to remain anonymous due to prior legal threats from television conglomerate ABC.

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Producers have released a synopsis of each show exclusively to the Alternate Universe.

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“Provo Survivor” is said to feature BYU and UVU students competing to stay on one of the concrete islands in the middle of Center Street. Challenges will include learning the new UTX system, performing with Cosmo and the Cougarettes, and playing Super Smash Brothers. Jeff Probst is slated to return for the series.

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“Provo Duck Dynasty” will feature a set of roommates from The Village and their escapades in catching every single duck on BYU campus.

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“Provo Hoarders” will feature the return of Provo Bachelor Colin, this time in a host role, as he travels to various apartments and performs mandatory cleaning checks.

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The new shows will premiere on Youtube in April, May, and June respectively, unless of course any of the major television networks hear about them first.