Feb 28, 2019- To the surprise of many, the Creamery on 9th has officially announced a recall of over 50 gallons of unblessed Graham Canyon ice cream. 

“We diligently pray over all of our products before they are made available to the public. In the event that this doesn’t happen, we feel it is our responsibility to make sure people are given ample warning.” comments Creamery spokesman Joseph Tremble, “Our customers have a lot of confidence in our brand and I would hate to see their trust shaken by this satanic dairy.”

According to senior Creamery representatives, this move comes in part as a way of avoiding responsibility for possible honor code violations that could result from ingesting the unholy frozen dessert.

“We don’t want a repeat of what happened in 2009…” Whispered Creamery worker Cade McTavish with a shudder, this in reference to the notable incident ten years ago involving several unsuspecting BYU students losing the spirit after drinking embarrassingly unblessed chocolate milk.

The Creamery assures the public that all other available products have, to the best of their knowledge, been prayed over in accordance with official policy. 

“It’s unfortunate that things like this happen.” Creamery Shift Manager Lisa Thompson stated, “Our thoughts and prayers are with anyone who has already inadvertently defiled the temple of their body.”

Although we reached out to know if pre-shipment prayers asking God to bless treats like ice cream to “nourish and strengthen the customers’ bodies” actually decreases caloric or fat totals, senior Creamery officials declined to comment.