Following another disappointing loss, head coach Kalani Sitake is aggressively preparing for the football team’s next game against Boise State by actively applying for open positions at every Taco Bell across Utah.

“I think we have a real chance against Boise State, but it will be a challenge.” Sitake expressed disinterestedly while scrolling through Taco Bell’s “Careers” webpage, “They’ve got a powerful company culture and great tacos. Did I say tacos? I meant prices – er – players. They have great players.”

There might not be many who think BYU’s abysmal football team can pull off a win this Saturday, but that isn’t stopping Kalani from driving over literally 600 miles this week to hand deliver his newly-polished resume to the managers of 59 different Taco Bells across the Beehive State.

“Have I applied to the Taco Bell in Vernal yet? No. But I’ll go there. If that’s what it takes.” A clearly unhinged Sitake promised, despite repeatedly stating his strong desire not to go to Vernal, “When we have another bad practice later this week, I’ll go straight there. Might not even make it before the Vernal location closes down for the night. But I’ll still go. I’ll slide my resume under the door. No one will see it until the morning. But that’s what’s great about Taco Bell, you don’t have to work overnight like at McDonalds.”

With 36 of Sitake’s resumes already in the hands of Taco Bell managers from Salt Lake City to Price Utah, now it’s time for Kalani to play the waiting game. Most are reportedly waiting until after the game on Saturday to call him in for an interview.