John the Beloved Secretly BYU QB?
In the folklore of Latter-day Saints, there are some figures who are mysterious and yet intimately known. They perform unexpected miracles. Four of their order exist. The Three Nephites are well known to faithful Alternate Universe readers and take many guises. More prominent, and thus more occluded, is John the Beloved–who has now revealed himself. An unassuming, nice Jewish boy who delivers the people of … Continue reading John the Beloved Secretly BYU QB?
Provo Voices: Utah Beats BYU
Tonight the Utah Utes handed the previously-unbeaten BYU Cougars their first loss of the season. Reactions varied across Provo/BYU fandom: “We were supposed to talk about tithing, but I just changed it to ‘mourning with those that mourn.’ I didn’t ask our Elders Quorum President, but I’m sure he’ll understand.” Danny McElfin – Elders Quorum 1st Counselor in the 456th Ward “I’m just … Continue reading Provo Voices: Utah Beats BYU
The Piano Guys Announce “Dispensations” Tour
From the most sensational music group among latter day saint dads and kids with restricted Youtube access, The Piano Guys will be performing all across the globe in what will be known as “The Dispensations Tour.” The international tour will feature elaborate music, costume, and set design inspired by each dispensation of the gospel. “I heard that during the Jaredite Dispensation they’re gonna just start … Continue reading The Piano Guys Announce “Dispensations” Tour
Terrifying! VASA Bro Being Himself For Halloween
With All Hallows Eve on the horizon, Provo residents are narrowing in on their costumes of choice. And while some are playing it safe, others are erring on the scarier side. This year, one resident in particular has decided to go as a character more horrifying than them all—himself. Bryce Epp weighs in at a dense 6’4″ 250 pounds. He swipes by day and lifts … Continue reading Terrifying! VASA Bro Being Himself For Halloween
The Haunting History of the Cougareat
If you’ve ever felt uneasy in the Cougareat food court, it might be from more than just a bad chalupa or an extra spicy Chick-fil-a sandwich. The Cougareat is one of BYU’s iconic landmarks and has a storied and far reaching history, predating the University itself. Thousands of years ago, hunter-gatherers often stopped on this spot to make camp and swap stories. The great warrior … Continue reading The Haunting History of the Cougareat
