Distraught Student Confesses Textbook Piracy to Bishop
As a new semester dawns, students across campus confront astronomical textbook prices and some turn to less-than-legitimate sources for class materials. In an interview with his bishop earlier this morning, freshman Ammon Zedekiahson confessed to engaging in the unthinkable: downloading pirated textbooks off a shady website. “I just couldn’t deal with the guilt,” Zedekiahson said through tears. “I’ve never done something this terrible.” Jeremy Jensen, … Continue reading Distraught Student Confesses Textbook Piracy to Bishop
Best Things to Read on Reading Day
Another semester gone means another campus-wide celebration in the form of Reading Day. But what exactly is there to read? We’re glad you asked. “The Cat in the Hat” by Dr. Seuss For anyone new to this whole “reading” thing, Dr. Seuss’s The Cat in the Hat is a great way to get started. While challenging at times, the intricate story and masterful character development … Continue reading Best Things to Read on Reading Day
New Giving Machines + Offer Donations to the Wealthy
It is once again time for the beloved Giving Machines to start popping up for the holiday season. This initiative from the LDS Church is an admirable effort to support humanitarianism and kindness. However, recent reports are revealing that this push for charity has left some demographics feeling alienated; particularly the Utah County upper class. In order to bridge this gap, Brileigheigh Lee, local trust … Continue reading New Giving Machines + Offer Donations to the Wealthy
Best Restaurants on Campus
Despite what you may have heard, the Cougareat Chick-fil-a is not the only restaurant on campus. And according to our highly experienced food critic, it doesn’t even compare to these ones. Cougareat Raising Cane’s Just because it’s tucked into the corner doesn’t mean it isn’t there, but many people seem to forget about the Cougareat Cane’s entirely. If you can’t find it, ask a Wendy’s … Continue reading Best Restaurants on Campus
John the Beloved Secretly BYU QB?
In the folklore of Latter-day Saints, there are some figures who are mysterious and yet intimately known. They perform unexpected miracles. Four of their order exist. The Three Nephites are well known to faithful Alternate Universe readers and take many guises. More prominent, and thus more occluded, is John the Beloved–who has now revealed himself. An unassuming, nice Jewish boy who delivers the people of … Continue reading John the Beloved Secretly BYU QB?
