John the Beloved Secretly BYU QB?
In the folklore of Latter-day Saints, there are some figures who are mysterious and yet intimately known. They perform unexpected miracles. Four of their order exist. The Three Nephites are well known to faithful Alternate Universe readers and take many guises. More prominent, and thus more occluded, is John the Beloved–who has now revealed himself. An unassuming, nice Jewish boy who delivers the people of … Continue reading John the Beloved Secretly BYU QB?
Terrifying! VASA Bro Being Himself For Halloween
With All Hallows Eve on the horizon, Provo residents are narrowing in on their costumes of choice. And while some are playing it safe, others are erring on the scarier side. This year, one resident in particular has decided to go as a character more horrifying than them all—himself. Bryce Epp weighs in at a dense 6’4″ 250 pounds. He swipes by day and lifts … Continue reading Terrifying! VASA Bro Being Himself For Halloween
5 Signs Your Apartment Ghost is Just a Roommate You Haven’t Met
With the season of eating leaves and hiding from ghouls well underway, assuming a ghost is using all your barbecue sauce is a logical conclusion, but it’s not the only possibility. Keep an eye out for these common symptoms of a reclusive roommate. 1. Your laundry detergent is running suspiciously low Studies have shown that between ghosts and roommates, ghosts are less likely to do … Continue reading 5 Signs Your Apartment Ghost is Just a Roommate You Haven’t Met
“I Love This Team” Says Student Who Started Following BYU Football Today
Mackey McBrackey has been a “die-hard” fan of the BYU Cougars football team–since today. McBrackey is in his third year at BYU, and this is the first year that the team has “met his standards” for fandom. Apparently the previous two seasons were “absolute disasters.” After BYU beat UCF 37-24 to move to 8-0, McBrackey determined that this team was up to snuff. “I would … Continue reading “I Love This Team” Says Student Who Started Following BYU Football Today
Slacker? This Woman Skipped Class to Work on Class
Leave it to midterm season to separate the wheat from the tares. While many have been putting their shoulder to the wheel this past week, others are cutting corners. Namely, Railen Smith. This double major completely blew off her eternal families class this morning to work on her huge philosophy 864R paper that’s due tonight. While Railen has historically been a star student, this disappointing … Continue reading Slacker? This Woman Skipped Class to Work on Class