Terrifying! VASA Bro Being Himself For Halloween

With All Hallows Eve on the horizon, Provo residents are narrowing in on their costumes of choice. And while some are playing it safe, others are erring on the scarier side. This year, one resident in particular has decided to go as a character more horrifying than them all—himself. Bryce Epp weighs in at a dense 6’4″ 250 pounds. He swipes by day and lifts … Continue reading Terrifying! VASA Bro Being Himself For Halloween

Slacker? This Woman Skipped Class to Work on Class

Leave it to midterm season to separate the wheat from the tares. While many have been putting their shoulder to the wheel this past week, others are cutting corners. Namely, Railen Smith. This double major completely blew off her eternal families class this morning to work on her huge philosophy 864R paper that’s due tonight. While Railen has historically been a star student, this disappointing … Continue reading Slacker? This Woman Skipped Class to Work on Class

New Courses to Watch Out For Starting Winter 2025

With class registration opening, we want to make sure our audience is aware of every new class being offered at BYU as of Winter 2025. These will undoubtedly be in high demand, so get there before they fill up!   ECON 112: Economics of DoorDash Credits: 3 Location: HBLL 3712 Course Description: Positive and negative externalities of submitting to all twelve obligatory service fees.   … Continue reading New Courses to Watch Out For Starting Winter 2025

Vegetarians Protest Steak Conference

Every fall, hundreds of stake conferences are held across the country. Typically not much happens, but this weekend has been different. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) found out about these “steak” conferences and they were not happy. PETA immediately sent out a call to protest every possible conference. Members of PETA pulled out all the stops to protest. “It’s unbelievable that … Continue reading Vegetarians Protest Steak Conference

Energy from BYU ROC Only Thing Sustaining President Nelson

In a completely unexpected turn of events, the BYU Football team has had an unbelievable season, blowing past predicted scores and winning six games in a row. In related news, a shocking report from Church Headquarters in Salt Lake City revealed this morning that the manic energy from the ROC section is the sole life force sustaining President Russell M. Nelson. “We didn’t think he … Continue reading Energy from BYU ROC Only Thing Sustaining President Nelson