Entire City of Provo to Close for Holland Devotional

As part of its goal to be spiritually strengthening, Brigham Young University holds devotionals or campus forums every Tuesday. Speakers have included general authorities and auxiliaries, professors, and religious leaders from other faiths. In an effort to encourage attendance of these events, many places around campus close during devotionals, including the Cougareat, the Cannon Center, the testing center, the BYU store, and even some emergency … Continue reading Entire City of Provo to Close for Holland Devotional

BYU to Install Local Bridge Troll as Official Y Mountain Guardian

Following a policy update announced Monday, BYU students and faculty will no longer be allowed to protest on university-owned areas of Y mountain. This updated policy undoubtedly comes from the “Rainbow Y” demonstration seen last semester in support of LGBTQ+ students. But now there is only one question that remains: Who is Chemish? In an unexpected play, BYU has additionally announced a local bridge troll … Continue reading BYU to Install Local Bridge Troll as Official Y Mountain Guardian

BYU: Center of the Cosmoverse?

Early Friday morning BYU awoke to a strange sight: multiple versions of Cosmo spotted around campus. So far there have been reports of six or seven different Cosmos, and The Alternate Universe has even managed to capture pictures of five variations which we have included below. U of U Cosmo: Spotted near the Brigham Young statue, this Cosmo was making the U of U hand … Continue reading BYU: Center of the Cosmoverse?

BYU Student Kills New Roommate Thought Intruder

Happy first week of the semester Cougars. Have you counted your blessings recently? Because if you thought your syllabi were hard, try getting killed before you even have the opportunity to drop the class. That’s right, only one week into the new year and BYU already mourns the first murder of the semester.  We must not that for legal reasons we cannot disclose the apartment … Continue reading BYU Student Kills New Roommate Thought Intruder

BYUtv Boxing Day Highlights: “Hunk Smith” vs. Hasbulla

One of America’s most highly anticipated holidays is finally here. This year, as always, BYUtv has lined up quite the Boxing Day talent. With opponents such as Laman vs. Lemuel, Mitt Romney vs. Obama, and Cosmo the Cougar vs. Costco the Ocelot, families all over the globe are tuning in to watch the blood fall. The match this morning, Hasbulla vs. “Hunk Smith”, has already … Continue reading BYUtv Boxing Day Highlights: “Hunk Smith” vs. Hasbulla