Hottest Statues on BYU Campus

If you’ve ever suppressed sexual thoughts when walking by any of these fine figures, rest assured you’re not alone.   Po the Panda Once under fire for promoting unrealistic beauty standards, this white-hot likeness of the Dragon Warrior himself has become something of a sex symbol on campus.   Barefoot Cosmo You can either admit that you’re attracted to him or you can keep lying … Continue reading Hottest Statues on BYU Campus

BYU Student with Too Much Self-Tanner Reports ‘Experiencing Racism’

A Brigham Young University (BYU) student has ignited a fiery debate on campus after boldly speaking out against racism following a self-tanning mishap. Unyielding in their conviction, Brighmah Kimball refuses to be silenced despite the unconventional circumstances surrounding her ordeal. The incident unfolded when Brighmah, driven by a desire for a radiant summer tan, decided to experiment with copious amounts of self-tanner. Little did she … Continue reading BYU Student with Too Much Self-Tanner Reports ‘Experiencing Racism’

Children’s Songbook Updated to Better Reflect Family Values

Parents and church leaders today often worry about whether children are truly aware of their identity as a son or daughter of God, and the God-endorsed nature of relationships. In order to make the Church’s stance on family values clearer, the Children’s Songbook used in Primary has seen multiple changes. Here are the biggest changes to some of the world’s most loved songs. “I Am … Continue reading Children’s Songbook Updated to Better Reflect Family Values

Called to Serve (Hyrule)

The first thing you see walking into Ian Wiseman’s bedroom is a gigantic screen. Displayed prominently on it is a small, leaf-faced cartoon character affixed to a “T” of lumber, with a small blond man in compression shorts running around the base of the structure. When asked about the meaning of the scene, Wiseman awkwardly laughed and turned off the television. Clearly seeking to distract … Continue reading Called to Serve (Hyrule)